naked women! (did that get your attention?)

The west coast north america christmas is winding down.
The leftovers are in the fridge and the kids are watching the last bit of tv before they go to bed.
Soon I will be the only one up.
What to do? What to do?
I have a beer going. I'm on the computer.
I will be checking the other blogging before I shut down.
There is the hot tub. new water
That'll feel good. another beer.
Still have to find naked women on the net.
"What?" you say.
No no it's ok, it's for my 12 year old kid.
'WHAT?" you say.
Hey he's going to find them on his own anyway.
You know he is.
So, what if I find him pictures of naked women that aren't all spiced up?
I mean women are all diferent. He's in love with Ashley Simpson.
What a tart!
So what if I find him pictures of "regular women".
He will see that there are different body types.
I have already been telling him that it's the person that he will be attracted to and not the body.
It's the person that he is that will be attractive to the other person.
But to satisfy that curiosity and to counteract the media image of
"beauty",
Next task - find photos of "regular" women.
I'm still working on, "you're never going to have a relationship with
a movie star."
"You're going to have a relationship with a regular girl from the town where you live
or at the school you attend or your job etc."
Anybody have suggestions for a site?
(no porn please)
I fully anticipate taking some heat for this one.
Hey, I'm open to suggestions.
What's it going to be?
I forbid him to look and he finds out by the easy to access "porn" route
OR
I walk him through it with no shame.
Sort of "anatomy and physiology" like.
Here are the parts and here is what they do.
I wish somebody would have done that with me.
Preferably a naked movie star.
I kind of liked Mary Ann from Gilligans Island
and of course there was Susan Dey.
Both very different types, but I only imagined them with no clothes on.
I found Grandpa's Playboy Mags.
Never read a single article, that I can remember.
But I can still remember some of the photos.
There was the girl on the ladder
and the one in the bathbtub etc. etc. etc.
So you see these are not real.
I want him to see what is real.
Maybe a nudist place would be better.
Hmmm....
Well, here goes! I'm going to hit the "publish post" button
See you in the funny papers...