Barf Boy

Stayed home with "Barf Boy" today.
He woke up at 4 am and launched.
Since Mrs. M has MS
and must conserve her sick leave
I stayed home.
Hooray for sick leave!
I got paid to stay home,
tend to Barf Boy,
watch tv,
plow the slushy driveway,
make dinner,
blog,
do two Sudoku puzzles,
wear comfortable clothes,
take a nap,
and take out the garbage.
Now it's almost time for the boy to go to bed.
He's feelin' better now.
I'm still leaving a bucket by his bed tonight!
I anticipate an uneventful night.
Well that's sad
isn't it?
I wish I was anticipating
a night punctuated with
scintillating sex.
Mrs. M and I are into the
"resolution" phase of the New Years resolution.
We hope to have the time and energy for
the scintillating stuff
at some point in the not too distant future.
WAAAAAH!
We will go on a cruise
next August.
We want to be in shape for that!
Although, it is a cruise to Alaska
so I can't imagine there will be to many
bikini wearing hotties on board.
Even if there were...
Ya, they're going to go for the likes of me!
"MMM! Look at that overweight older dude.
Wish I could get me a little of that action!"
Even if they did...
"MMM! That young hottie wants
a piece of this.
Mrs. M, where are you?
I have something for you!
Oh Ya! That's right!
Your gettin' what the hottie aint!"
Well, Geez! That was a warped little fantasy.
I'll have to try harder next time.
mykl